Best Christmas Greeting of the Year:
White Summons –
Common Pleas Court
Jurors summoned on-call for the week of December 21, 2009 through December 23, 2009: Your service for the one week period has been completed with sincere thanks of the Court for your time and consideration. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I’m sure Mr. Obama would not be too pleased that you are so delighted to have failed to serve your country in such an insignificant manor. I, for one, would be happy do my part. However, I voted for the old white guy. Just kidding, I abstained last year.
Ho, Ho, Ho
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I didn’t fail. I was prepared to share my wisdom and knowledge with a jury of peers in the Court of Common Pleas, but the judges and lawyers chose to start their Christmas get-aways to Aspen, Vail, or the Bahamas a little early. Not my fault. Mr. Obama still loves me.
And it’s “manner,” not “manor.” Just sayin’.